eskimo balls deep

When it's so cold out that you tuck your scrotum into the woman's vagina during sex to keep it warm.

"It was so freezing last night I was pounding my old lady and had to go Eskimo balls deep to stay warm!"

by Mr. Fisty Freeze February 9, 2017

brush my balls

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind

You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)

by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018

dragon ball fan

thinks goku solos the verse but gets absolutely shit on by beerus and any god like being and their worst enemy is the sun light and the word goku doesn't solo if they hear this run they will say your stupid or if you say gokus overrated you might die they will talk shit on your favorite character or beat your ass but fall on their soda cans all over the floor and wont get up cause their fat as fuck

every dragon ball fans think gokus better then your favorite mc

by cl the god January 7, 2023

Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers

Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.

by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021

shit cock and balls

a phrase for one who is angered

when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS

by Joe Jerry Lewis Quagmire December 9, 2008

Magic Eight Ball

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".

Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?

by ChasingFire July 2, 2019

Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.

Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!

by Nobli January 14, 2023