Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.

"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.

I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".

by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025

Out at the right time

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.

David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".

by ursaggynan January 11, 2022

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

by Ronny boggy November 30, 2021

Kategiver Time

Co-workers who are female and tend to take extraordinary amounts of breaks, lunches, and random time off during the day. Similar to caregiver time but specifically focused on personal care and feeding activities.

"Did you see Heather around today, I have some reports I need completed? "
"No- she is hanging out at Starbucks today, taking some kategiver time again"

by senior steward September 14, 2021