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Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!
by Billis stages July 4, 2024
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality
Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022
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jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
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jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus
idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.
by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 2, 2025
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Jack

A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again
Jack the nerd, this might be cheesey but you can call me jack
by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023
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Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.
Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”
by Lazer November 21, 2020
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