Fuck nut

A crazy dumbass.

That dude is a serious fuck nut.

by Dewonmylily March 11, 2016

Fuck-nut

A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.

Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut

Example 2:

KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!

by A fuck-nut April 22, 2022

Fuck nut

Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing

That dude is such a fuck nut.

by Fuckname May 26, 2023

fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife

-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian

by muffinman4ever February 19, 2021

Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016

Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.

Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!

by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022