Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

by nltgn September 14, 2009

smut faced whore

A white or black female hooker who is butter faced, has raging beef curtains, and never stops slobbing deacon.

I can't believe you fucked that smut faced whore last night in the basement of a meth lab.

by bmore410 March 6, 2010

Poopie-face magoo

An adjective describing someone who is being difficult, annoying, childish or silly. Also used to disagree with someone's idea or statement.

Katherine: I want a puppy for the apartment!
Paul: Stop being a poopie-face magoo, a puppy is a lot of work.

OR

Katherine: We should name our puppy D.O.G.
Paul: Right... Poopie-face magoo.

by KAZEMOTO October 22, 2009

place on my face

to give or receive cunnilingus or fellatio- eat pussy or give a blow job

"My gf put her place on my face last night and I sent her to heaven".

by PBG April 23, 2008

bitch face killer

A girl that is the lowest human being in the world and that would screw you over in a heart beat even if you have always been loyal and there for her. Also known as "BFK"

(Friend) Did you hear what that girl did to my brother?
(Friend 2) No what happened?
(Friend) After his house burnt down she cheated on him and gave away his stuff. Not only was he homeless, he litelly had no possesions.
(Friend 2)Wow that girl is a real bitch face killer!
(Friend) Yep, she is a BFK alright!

by Biggs and Cleo November 23, 2007

facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

SMILEY FACE COVERUP

USED WHEN TYPING SOMETHING THAT MAY BE PERCEIVED AS OFFENSIVE

THERE FOR ADDING A SMILEY FACE TO COVER IT UP
AND MAKE IT ALL GOOD

ALONZO: DUDE YOUR MOMS GOT SUCH A BANGING BODY I WOULD TOTALLY STICK A BABY UP THAT BITCH :)<------THIS IS A SMILEY FACE COVERUP

by LILDIDDy October 1, 2008