Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
Get the Upside Down Mustard Containermug. They’ve been making deep eye contact since last year and this dumbass still hasn’t talked to him. she’s down bad.
by anon17fromme November 20, 2021
Get the Down Badmug. Kyu : omg...... Kyu : omg...... I would meow😻😼😽 for spider🕷 noir
Vince : your down bad 😨
Vince : your down bad.
Vince : your down bad 😨
Vince : your down bad.
by yourmom1124 May 25, 2023
Get the down badmug. When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
by Bigteenus March 19, 2021
Get the Spicy pineapple upside down cakemug. 
Code for- “I need help. Come get me”. An explanation that a soldier is I need of assistance, is injured and needs to be rescued. Cry for help.
“Flamingo down! Flamingo down!,” Eli shouted into the phone. Meghan quickly grabbed her car keys and ran out the door.
by DaMamaNasty March 6, 2023
Get the Flamingo down!mug. a person considered unattractive by society standards but once puberty hits or they get a makeover, you realize that they were "sexy on the down low"
History-buff: Damn, Jack got fine. I didn't realize he was "sexy on the down low" under all that acne
by history-buff July 12, 2014
Get the sexy on the down lowmug.