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Madison High School

I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020
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berrendo middle school

School where every nigga night will get shot. Lol lil white kidz get bullied and shoot up the place
Berrendo middle school.. yeah that's where I got shot in the elbow
by Hugesholngdong April 22, 2017
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Nandoodoo High School

Nandua High School is a public high school in Accomac County, Virginia. The students here are toxic. Students here think that eating loudly in class is a personality trait. I have come to call this school “Nandoodoo” because it smells like shit. The bathrooms always stink and half of the student body doesn’t know how to bathe. And if you don’t stink on the outside, you probably stink on the inside because of your tendency to bully others. Many students are highly disrespectful to teachers and are very disruptive when others are trying to work. Lots of bullying takes place at this school and is not a good environment what so ever.
Anyways, from personal experience, my time at Nandoodoo was very much not enjoyable. Sure, sometimes it was fun. But it seemed that the only time people would stop bullying other people was at pep rally’s.
Phil: aye yo, that girl stank

Todd: yea she from nandoodoo high school, of course she stank

*notice how in this example, these kids don’t know what proper grammar is, which is also a trait of the students at this school.*
by Todd ayiswed Nesday October 17, 2019
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School Cafeteria Kiss

when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
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Catalina High School

If idiots could fly, Catalina High School would be an airport.
by Dogwithglasses56 November 3, 2019
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Runnemede School System

fucking terrible, all the teachers are fucking cunts and you cant do shit. the fucking schools are invested with drug dealing herion addict faggots who are low lives, id like to mention that every teacher likes to fuck little girls and fuck the students durring class to get them that A+
man i fucking hate the Runnemede school system

teacher- can you feel it?

student- AW YES HARDER!
by runnemede hater 69 December 28, 2021
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Scarisbrick hall school

The poshest school on earth rife in sexual assault and it has a major drug problem
Damn u go to scarisbrick hall school u must be mega rich u tory
by Broccolicorn123 April 16, 2021
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