dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off

by ryazia October 25, 2024

source monkey

A African American person who sells drugs to other African Americans

Person 1: "You the source monkey?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what you need?"

by HORNYMOTHER November 27, 2024

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 15, 2024

The Monkey Grip

When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.

Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.

by TheFakeBorder December 19, 2024