brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Brown-neck

A black person who calls themselves brown & does redneck/hillbilly like things.

Q is such a brown-neck hunting & fishing all day & when not on the farm.

by Arrow226 May 12, 2025

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

Your Brown

The person that makes you want to sh*t yourself when you see them

“Am I your Brown?”
“Jesse what the f*ck are you talking about”

-Walter White

by LahmHitCar June 11, 2023

Brown suga Pie

When you shit in an aluminum pan queef on it and mix it with Milk eggs and brown sugar and bake it for 20 minutes.

I made mom a “brown suga pie” for her birthday

by Cock chamber 123 May 29, 2020

Brown Job

A brown job is typically a job that is done to a high standard, niggers would use this to show their gratitude to each other once complete.

Pathway looks nigger, brown job!

by 丁骨牛排 October 2, 2024