urban cockroach

An inbred weird lookin two plus two not knowin queer, weirdly associated with every race ever.

That urban cockroach doesn't know the first thing about a Chevy.

by GrittnSpit143 December 6, 2017

Urban dictionary

A site where people make definitions. because why use Wikipedia right?

I used urban dictionary as a source for my research for school, i work full time at McDonald's now.

by Omega_link January 25, 2021

Urban DIctionary

A website full of random sex terms.

i learned a new move on urban dictionary.

by Breeder69 June 29, 2014

Urban dictionary

A website with funny words and definition not for people to bring up politics because they think trump is a racist even tho he's married to an immigrant.

I love the urban dictionary

by Fuckpeoplelol June 8, 2020

urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.

Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!

by DrW8ty February 13, 2021

Urban

POV: someone says urban after you did something bad. You realize, Ur ban.

Well i do think that the definitions on the site are weird. These people really need to get a urban for teaching kids these stuff

by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022

urban dictionary

a site that used to be hard and had great content but is now filled with a bunch of insecure people who search their names to feel better.

person 1:yo did you search for Molly on urban dictionary?
person 2: Yeah bruh but I only found out that Molly from work isn't a huge thot

by Molly isn't intelligentorfun November 19, 2018