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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
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Howler monkey

When a bitch you fucking starts howling cause the cock to much to handle and then you shove a hamster in her ass.
This slut was a howler monkey when I was fucking her.
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
by stootic May 24, 2021
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Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style
Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?
by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024
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Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
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Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you
Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl
by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022
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