texis hot roll

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off

yesterday i gave your girl a texis hot roll

by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010

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Da hot shitz

An excruciatingly painful bowel movement with the consistency of thin oatmeal. Occurs almost immediately after ingesting a large amount of greasy, spicy, and most commonly delicious food.

Those extra cheesy and spicy nachos left me crippled with Da hot shitz.

by curtdogg January 17, 2009

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A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.

-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."

by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014

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Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014

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texas hot one

When a women shits on a mans chest.

The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one

by batpenis2 June 7, 2014

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Hot shit shack

When you take a steamy poop and you don't open the window, hence turning the air in the room to an unbearable stench that seeps out under the door and ruins everybody's day.

Tim: Rob! Don't turn my bathroom into a hot shit shack!

Rob: Yea. Yea. ;)

by Bittle twits September 12, 2014

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