Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018

Macaroni and cheese

a dish of macaroni in a cheese sauce.

Mom i want Macaroni and cheese for dinner.

by ZmanDuma July 30, 2022

Creak cheese

The result of a hot day mixing anal perspiration (swamp ass) and fromunda cheese. Hi

It was so hot and humid Timmy's sweat was brewing up hellish creak cheese.

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"

i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!

by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011

chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.

1. *someone on a reality show is featured
“CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”

by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025

please burger cheese

it's a really nervous dude ordering a cheeseburger.

"Can I get a please burger cheese... FUCK!!"

by belaccable April 23, 2024

Spicy Cheese

A buff guy who wants men on him

Man Spicy Cheese is who i wanna be!

by OJB1022 July 22, 2023