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I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!
by Dewders914 January 18, 2025
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Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it
You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Monkey Dance

An act being performed by someone's command which is meant to make superiorities look inferior to you.

Pronoun: A man forced government intruders on his device to perform a type of Monkey Dance.

Noun: I just forced a government whigger to do something funny and humiliating.
The governments performed the monkey dance infront of Jonathan. Also mentioned as the Whigger dance; it is multi-series act of performances and intrusions of devices. Say the Chinese government was targeting your device, and you see remote desktop control symptoms. It never happens before or after. But somehow you get them to do it again on command, many times. Whiggers is a word coming from an Adult Swim show, it means wind cyclone slaves (Humor on slavery).....look, it's not me that likes slavery; I just don't know what else to call it. This is coming from someone that has done this, proving this person has proven himself superior to intelligence agencies. This might as well be one of the most official definitions here.
by Brian Swonson March 24, 2024
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Tg Monkey

A person or a collab of people who work day and night on createing Transgender fiction, art and comics.

For their community of followers.
1. Wow Look at that Tg Monkey go two updates in one week.

2. She has poured everything into mataining her Tg Comic site to perfection now that's a Tg Monkey.
by _TODD_ November 11, 2011
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Argyle Monkey

This word is used to describe someone who is cringe, unfunny, and not very smart. However, the argyle monkey has a legendary backstory.

The Argyle Monkey is a truly dreadful and wretched creature, feared by those few who have heard of it. Its existence is both a curse and a mystery, as few have encountered it and lived to tell the tale. This creature, with its grotesque features and unsettling presence, lurks in the darkest corners of forgotten forests and abandoned ruins, where even the bravest dare not venture.

The Argyle Monkey’s most distinguishing feature is its fur, a bizarre, patchwork blend of argyle patterns—sharp diamonds of vibrant colors that seem almost too bright, as if to mock the eyes of anyone unlucky enough to behold them. The fur itself seems to shift in hue, constantly changing as if woven from the very threads of chaos itself. The effect is disorienting, leaving those who look at it too long dizzy and unsure of what they’re seeing. Some claim the creature’s fur is enchanted, acting like a hypnotic pattern that draws its prey closer until it's too late to escape.
by qrinni_hater69420 March 26, 2025
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Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.
Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!
by Clinered July 23, 2022
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