monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.

"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"

by twookie September 16, 2022

monkeys

monkeys are fat ugly and stupid and i hate them NOT! i am married to a monkey I am erikimoe and I love monkeys sooooooooo much.

dave: have you seen erikimoe?

billy: ya he just ate jim

dave: tell him I saw his monkeys

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 1, 2019

Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.

Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies

by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019

Jammy Monkey

Derivation of Monkey Face - a female wipes period blood on the face of her partner during cunnilingus and then proceeds to stick pubic hair to said partner’s face using the blood as a rudimentary adhesive.

“Christ, when I glanced in the mirror I looked like a badly beaten up Bee-Gee but it turns out Sharon had just given me a sly jammy monkey”

by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2024

monkey bumble

To punch some one in the back of the head.

When your fucking a girl from behind, you monkey bumble her in the back of the head as hard as you can, then fuck her in the ass

by that kid righht there August 6, 2006

Monkey

Animal known to live in rainforests.
A black person.

A cute little monkey.
I hate that dark pigmented monkey.

by Poo_Nugget December 19, 2023