Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

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brush my balls

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind

You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)

by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018

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next ball impossible

The physical exactitude and precision required to become a member of the up and coming generation of professional tennis players.

Uhhh, yeah. That shot was next ball impossible for anyone but a nextGen Pro Tennis player. They’re just blowing the older guys off of the court.

by YAWA September 5, 2022

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Ping Bong Ball

A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.

Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.

by Medium Mac April 28, 2022

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Dick and Balls Syndrome

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome

Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.

by Tate Sample May 12, 2022

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