too close to my butt

A phrase used when someone invades your personal space or if you do not like what is going on.
Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"

Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"
by kornpops827 September 30, 2010
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P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas
did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise
by culnen January 07, 2008
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One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
by LongWayfromHome September 07, 2010
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BRP (Butt Rape Potential)

BRP stands for Butt Rape Potential. The term is used to describe the potential butt rape vulnerabilty of a indivual in a certain area. The BRP scale ranges from 1 to 100 based on multiple factors including but not limited to location, time, sketchiness of the surrounding area, number of people in close proximity and clothing (Gym shorts, and no belts increases BRP due to easy access).
Bending over in a prison shower to pick up a bar of soap will increase the BRP (Butt Rape Potential).
by The Mahon August 24, 2011
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butt fuckin son of a bitch

An insult, a derogitory remark usually slung in the face of the kind of trailer park trash the world would be better off without (more often used with a southern accent). It describes the actions of a male of questionable decent(possibly having been born from the womb of a female dog), having anal sex with a chosen partner(probaly a cousin)..
"Cleatus! you butt fuckin son of a bitch , get off you dang cousin!!!!"
by Sepher Raziel July 16, 2006
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Key West Butt Tickler

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.
by Scuzzin420 May 04, 2018
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chummin' some butt prawns

a term first used in the mobile game kitty letter, it is a term used to describe doing a job with the wrong tools.
a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."
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