The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Cheese Move

What you say when you desire a block of cheese to move out of the way.

Me: You’re blocking the way cheese. Cheese move, cmon!

Cheese: ...

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

Cheese

Fabric of the universe.

That cheese is so handsome!

by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021

Sticky Cheese

When a man who is uncircumcised hasn't taken a shower and cums through their dick cheese.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in so long that I accidentally gave my girlfriend a Sticky Cheese.

Gross, dude!

by David Double D July 10, 2024