Nut baby

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
by Mercurywoodrose January 24, 2014
Get the Nut baby mug.

nut cocktail

He gave her a nut cocktail. cum
by ghiaman January 31, 2014
Get the nut cocktail mug.

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.
"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"
by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024
Get the Post Nut Rhythm mug.

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns
Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts
by AWEYEAH May 13, 2017
Get the Burnt Nuts mug.

Tall-nut

(Verb) The act of cumming really hard and then your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband tugs on your penis, so you jump up tall, looking like a Tall-Nut from Plants Vs. Zombies, and lots of semen bellows out of your cock, but not enough to kill you from over sperm production.
Get a load of that Tall-nut loving, weirdo!
by The Boxers Enjoyer September 26, 2023
Get the Tall-nut mug.

Nut-to-night ratio (NNR)

The amount of nuts busted in accordance with the numbers of nights spent with someone
My Nut-to-Night ratio (NNR) with Hanna is 4:1 this week
by The giant worm August 10, 2022
Get the Nut-to-night ratio (NNR) mug.

Nut shadow

The term used to describe the five o'clock shadow after you have shaved your nuts
That guys beard looks like some straight nut shadow
by Lickdaclam November 22, 2019
Get the Nut shadow mug.