fuck day

A day that you say the word fuck or a day you fuck someone.

Let's fuck today. Why? It is a natural fuck day.

by Ajauytudmemn October 28, 2019

Fucking Ball

A ball used for fucking; a spherical object in which an object can be inserted.

I just cut a whole in a watermelon and now I'm having a fucking ball!

by John Football August 29, 2010

fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

fuck boy

Someone who is shady AF and tells their girlfriend that they can work things out after a fight and then breaks up with them. A fuck boy will also post photos of him and another girl that he said he was "just friends" with of him kissing her forehead. He will also think that said ex-girlfriend's friends will still be friends with him...that's wrong.

Did you see that photo on his snapchat and twitter?
Yeah, Alex is such a fuck boy.

by UN November 1, 2015

Fuck deck

1. The parts in total of the female anatomy below the neck and above the knees.
2. A specific area in a dwelling used for love making.

"That Heather Locklear in the bikini shoot, boy, she has an awesome fuck deck. I would love to bring her to the fuck deck."

by Stinkyy January 17, 2009

pasta fuck

When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl

"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime

by stellarthatsme February 19, 2014

fuck swerve

The really lame swear words you come out with when shouting at other road users whilst driving. This can be a mash up of two completely incompatible swear words when you can't make your mind up quick enough which one to use and end up using both, or when you just take too long to come up with anything and end up with something really lame.

Driver: ''OH nice indicating you f#ucking .....TWUNT!''
Passenger: ''Nice fuck swerve there , dude!''

Driver: ''Try getting in the right lane you stupid twatting ....erm....twat...''
Passenger: ''Ha, fuck swerve dude!''

by Grimblette September 5, 2016