Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.

Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025

Black African cum guzzler

When a black coon tries to guzzle that cum down his tight throat but ends up in his ass instead while his nans fat cock is wriggling in his pussy

Just no.... you black African cum guzzler

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025

cum-filled

A bizarre, kinky term I looked up on Urban Dictionary one day.

They rewarded me by sending this cum-filled mug. Handle it with care, it may be sticky.

So I got the cum-filled mug, because Urban Dictionary asked me to. Now that I have this cumbucket mug, they're asking that I "get the broken mug" and "get the ugly mug". Where do they dig up this garbage?

by bitchuck December 15, 2025

Mark Cum

The rarest and purest seed on the planet. Only women of virtue and quality are worthy of it. Hails from an unbroken bloodline of over 5,0000 years.

"How was your date last night?"
"It was ok."
"Did you give her the Mark Cum?"
"No she wasn't worthy."

by The Council of NPGs December 18, 2025

Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.

Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment

by 67er December 28, 2025

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021