deez nuts

my favorite coke deez nuts jokes.

somebody i dont know: hey whats ur name
litterly me:deez
somebody i dont know: deez what?
litterly me:DEEZ NUTS 😽

by luverra October 9, 2021

Nut kicking game

To go back to a behavior that it's known to cause pain , over and over again.

Dating this guy is a nut kicking game

by Urbancase June 14, 2018

nut umami

In a can of mixed nuts, it is only the pecans that possess a peculiar earthy flavor that is the essence of pure nuttiness. That essence, that is even more pronounced in the hickory nut, is that under-flavor that is nut umami, which can also be measured in intensity. Walnuts, especially black walnuts, have a more bitter drying flavor, that is at the bitter end of the nut umami spectrum, whereas the pecan and hickory are in the balanced and more centered warm spot on the nut umami scale.

Those roasted pecans exude the most wonderful nut umami.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.

-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.

by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022

nut rudder

A nut rudder, is the piece of skin on the bottom of a man's pens that connects to the center of his scrotum.

She lifted my pens and in turn, my nutsack thanks to my enormous nut rudder.

by IllEagle17 September 15, 2020

Nuttings lake

A lake in Billerica Massachusetts. About 90% of the people here are white supremacists. But 10% of them are badasses. They smoke hella weed and have easy access to juul pods from the Mobil gas station there. That 10% of nuttings lake hangs around with the pinehurst kids, and we all know how those kids are. Most of nuttings lake is kinda shitty, but the 10% are the chill kids.

Oh you’re from nuttings lake? You’re either a loser or a fuckin G.O.A.T

by jsf22 January 14, 2019