Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017

Nazi Penis

Shouting "Heil Hitler" while having an erection, making it look like your penis is doing the nazi salute.

It was normal sex until my husband stood up, and did the nazi penis.

by My Nutty Adventure February 21, 2023

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

by That ass July 22, 2022

Flamboyant Penis

an adjective for someone with Lactose Intolerance

"Hey Seth do you know Max?"
"Yeah, he's a real Flamboyant Penis."

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020