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Monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019
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Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF

(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
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Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.
I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.
by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022
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slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
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Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no
i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark
by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021
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Monkey

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.
guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god
by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022
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Monkey Dog

Monkey dog is a saying that defines a person that is a monkey and a dog

It usually refers to someone like earlycoolme or whose name ends with een or at
Darn that guy is a real monkey dog.

MONKEY DOG!!!!!!

meow
by AdHtheGOAT April 20, 2025
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