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Water Baby

A child born by a violent water birth, Resulting in the baby shooting across the tub and hitting its head in the side causing it to become a little dumber.
I hope Timmy will pass fourth grade this year. He is a water Baby though.
Water Baby by Beef1403 April 12, 2021

charcoal mud baby 

an insult said to describe a person whose skin appears dark and blackish, mostly africans...who were used as slaves.
Get back in the fields you charcoal mud baby!

Those damn charcoal mud babies are playin that rap shit TO DAMN LOUD!
charcoal mud baby by TheKoolAidMan101 September 29, 2008

Angie's Baby Daddy 

A term used when you don't know who your baby daddy is and it could be any/all of the guys at your school because you slept with just about all of them.
Melissa: I'm pregnant but I don't know who it is...

Ryan: Well maybe you should have had all those one night stands with those guys!

Melissa: It wasn't that many...

Ryan: You slept with almost all of them, it could be any of them... You have Angie's Baby Daddy!

Tongue punched her baby maker 

A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"

Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."

Food Baby 

When someone eats too much, and their stomach has the little roll. It looks some what similar to being under three months pregnant. As for the name, food baby it makes itself pretty self explanatory.
Rachel: Oh god I ate too much and now I have food baby!
Food Baby by DJ India P March 6, 2009

retarded baby 

The term refers to the boyfriend of a seemingly competent friend who has begun dedicating most of her time and energy to a guy who seems incapable of functioning on his own without excessive assistance, support and reassurance from her.
- Why did Jennifer leave the party so early? I feel like I haven't seen her in ages.

- She told me her boyfriend expressed that he didn't feel comfortable around people he hasn't known his entire life by throwing a beer bottle through Jan's parents car window so she was taking him home.

- I feel bad for her, it's like she's adopted a retarded baby.
retarded baby by sambomas October 17, 2007