Twiggle giggle berrys

When you get a blow job and the girl sees you have a small penis and laughs while performing flatio.

She gave me the ol' Twiggle giggle berrys to me last night man, fuck her!

by MajinNic February 2, 2010

Pop your berry

its like the cherry for the vagina just in the bum hole. Cherry+ Bum=Berry

i am gunna pop your berry!

by ATAB93 November 14, 2011

Taking the Berger

the act of a girl giving a blow job to a boy who has a penis the size of RJ Berger's

Girl 1: Jan! I heard you Taking the Berger last night?!?

Girl 2: Well, kinda. It was too big of a Berger for me and I began to choke :(

by Mickyrat95 August 22, 2011

The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016

feelin' the bern

A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.

After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.

by DogFoodLids May 2, 2016

Feelin' the Bern

A moment of weakness when you haven't been laid in a while, and your Tinder date turns out to be a liberal and she won't shut up about Bernie Sanders and income equality. Seconds after you nut inside her later that night, she goes into your wallet and takes whatever cash you have to pay for her student loans.

After not feeling the inside of a woman for more than a month, Ken swiped left all night until he found a willing sloot, now he's feelin' the Bern and can't afford a cup of coffee.

by DogFoodLids May 2, 2016