What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Shawty what that thang do!

If someone asks this, they're most likely asking for the "thang", which if you don't know what that is, it's either an "eggplant" or "cake" between ones thighs ;).

Boyfriend: Shawty what that thang do!
Girlfriend: Hmm 😏

by AReallyRandomDude August 24, 2022

What a hell

A bone apple tea of "what the hell".

Susan: What a hell was that?
Dave: It's "what the hell", Susan. Not "what a hell".

by Malijaffri August 17, 2021

What noooooo

Why you’re trying to lie so you whip out a what nooooo

Did you unload a world war 2 bomb in the bathroom again “what noooooo”

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

What the fuck

Ainsley

Fitz: What the fuck Ainsley

by Nani21odbdheiz July 17, 2019

What The Fructose?!?!

The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"

Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.

by CrownedMcUnicorn June 22, 2019

see what happened was

What you say when you're asked what happened and your answer is longer than the complete US coast line.

When asked by her mother why she was two hours past curfew she said "see what happened was" and three hours later her mother wished she had just acted like she didn't notice her daughters tardiness and stayed in bed.

by Muffinbutt69 July 16, 2021