Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

cheese

the worst thing ever invented

Cheese is so bad it tastes like mayonnaise that has been sitting in a car for five hours.

by FaZeMOM December 17, 2018

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!

Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it

I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese

by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024