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cheese ball dan

Is a fraud who will ruin your life by emotionally scaring you by telling you his isn't Dan and he doesn't like cheese ball
Cheese ball Dan makes me want to die
by Cheese ball Dan fan account 1 September 23, 2021
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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Cheese

Some of my friends are deathly allergic to cheese
by unique27 July 31, 2023
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add cheese too

An, eccentric way to simply say yes when offered. Can be compared to replying to an offer by saying yeah,duh or of course! etc. Can also be used in different manors such as agreeing with your homies statement, {Refer to example 2 for a better understanding of it being used in this context.}
Example 1:
Guy 1:My girls coming over after the she leaves the tanning bed, shes with ole girl she works with with them thighs, should I have my girl try and bring her over when she come?
Example 2: shiiitttt, add cheese too anything to see that box. again!

Example 2:
Person 1: Those new challenger hellcats are nasty,
Person 2: mhmm 545horse power with cheese and all that, bet.
by BouutitBologna February 2, 2019
mugGet the add cheese toomug.

Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.
Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.
by Whatshappining December 29, 2019
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Hoop Cheese

When come is stuck to an asshole for a day or two. The residue is know as "hoop cheese"
i went to lick his asshole and found a crusty layer of hoop cheese around his breach, then i knew he was unfaithful!
by Wiggle town Warriors June 9, 2011
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