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penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary
Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny
by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022
mugGet the penismug.

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.
by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019
mugGet the A penis filetmug.

Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have
Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.
by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia
I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis
by Bush breath January 14, 2021
mugGet the penis genuismug.

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
mugGet the Dick penismug.

penis music

music that baffles the listener in some way, (goofy samples, too much going on at once, confusing beat, etc.) so much so that they're taken out of the listening experience
producer 1: hey I wrote this beat last night. I thought it sounded good at the time but I think it might be penis music
producer 2: yeah it is a little bit. maybe lose the four simultaneous melodies in the chorus
producer 1: no dude it's polyphonic you just don't get it
by hugetony1997 June 30, 2025
mugGet the penis musicmug.

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