queer time

The time for being queer, often during ones puberty.

Matt is on his queer time because he is going through puberty.

by Eatalottapus January 2, 2012

zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.

Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!

by thatgnigga April 30, 2021

Trump Time

Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.

I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!

by Esso Edren April 2, 2020

colorado time

See: Stoner Time

Sorry I am late bro, I am on Colorado Time

by Colorado June 24, 2014

Illusional Time Theory

The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.

The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Time Delay

A nicer way of calling someone retarded.

"YO! That dude is time delayed. He can't figure this shit out."

by A8208266 August 10, 2021

perming time

When twirling ones hair so tightly that it creates a permanent curl that even Jerry would be jealous of.

She twisted my locks so tight that I knew it was perming time

by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021