Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

Oliver's such a faggot monkey

by Jensifer May 30, 2023

bleck monkey

Faisal

Kys Bleck monkey

by adrian23 June 6, 2023

Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023