Penis

The male reproductive organ that shoots out pee and sperm that I will cut off of you

Person 1: Imma cut off your penis
Person 2: *gets penis cut off*

by Inurwalls March 7, 2024

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

Penis

Hidden in my balls

My penis small

by Cockring4000 April 26, 2022

Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

dog penis

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

Penis quife

That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps

My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink

by Walstur April 17, 2020

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

girl: give me that penis
guy :No let me stick it in you

by rammybear February 27, 2019