by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017
Get the Circus Monkeymug. I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
by seenbean August 1, 2023
Get the monkey backpackmug. When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
Get the Shock the monkeymug. A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
Get the Monkey Tugmug. There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
Get the immortal monkeymug. A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024
Get the stupid nigger monkey faggotmug.