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Circus Monkey

Circus Monkey -- a large penis. A dick-head.
Spank him like a Circus Monkey. Slap him in the balls.
by Jazzbones10 March 18, 2017
mugGet the Circus Monkeymug.

monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached
I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.
by seenbean August 1, 2023
mugGet the monkey backpackmug.

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life
When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.
by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024
mugGet the Shock the monkeymug.

Monkey

A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Tugmug.

immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
mugGet the immortal monkeymug.

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
mugGet the stupid nigger monkey faggotmug.

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