A little birdy told me

someone got information from someone else you know and they dont want you to know who it is

bob: a little birdy told me that you slept with my g.f.
Bill: who told you that!!!!

by XxstickfigurexX October 16, 2009

Punch me harder Kyle

Black girls say Daddy, Mexican girls say Papi, what the fuck do white girls say?

Punch Me Harder Kyle

Punch Me Harder Kyle

by PussyPandemic August 23, 2021

She wants me Bro

This statement is used to describe the type of guy that always thinks girls like them or want to take a relationship to the next level. Often times the guy has very Narcissistic tendencies and has an over inflated opinion of them selves. Often used in school cultures that have a high machismo aspect and the guys can't imagine that a girl couldn't like them.
Often times the statement follows when a girl acts normal but the guy takes it as a major romantic interest.
Occasionally the guy is correct but the lack of humbleness shows his character to be very egocentric.

Jo went up to Monica and she was talking about class work. She looked at him and Jo took that look to mean that he was so attractive that he immediately thought that "She wants Me bro. Jo then turned to all his friends and told them she wants me bro.

by Coach Hay , Monica MC November 16, 2021

is so me right now

A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men

1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now

by SiffBachelor June 3, 2009

pick me up on tuesday

Just say you wanted a lift home from work on tuesday. well you can if you utter this phrase.

My wife truely is a skank, I found her digging up the dead dog for the soul purpose of catching Zombie rabbies. oh by the way can you pick me up on tuesday.

by angustus March 17, 2008

Don’t piss me off

When someone says a silly question where the answer is definitely yes. Can also happen when a peng ting walks past.

“Hey g do you want a lager?”

“Don’t piss me off”

by Cmong6969gees August 27, 2019

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012