by jeffery dumb October 27, 2019

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.
Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."
Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”
Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008

The Brown Kiss is when you finally trust that fart and suddenly feel a little wetness in your underwear.
by SaVaTs January 20, 2023

Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?
Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.
Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?
Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.
Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.
Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?
Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.
by Karntox September 22, 2025

described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024

A large white woman, with painted fingernails, with enhanced teeth, and blonde hair. And a very loud voice.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020
