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Swamp Ass

Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.
After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....
by Swamp64 April 17, 2017
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After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.
Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017
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ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert
"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"
by Asscake69 May 3, 2017
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chefs ass

When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns
Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂
by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 3, 2017
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Swamp Ass

The wetness and moistness when you’re sweaty down in your Gooch
Man it’s so hot that I got some nasty swamp ass.
by Knic57 October 12, 2017
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chef no ass

Chef no ass.

Means an asshole who cooks up shit who has no ass to back it up.
Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.
by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017
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Blow Ass

Blow Ass is an extreme level episode of diarrhea. This generally involves coating the bowl with shit, as occasionally the wall as well.
After eating 4 Mega Burritos I had massive blow ass. Half my bathroom is now brown.
by Jackieboy17 May 16, 2017
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