zoom mourning

The act of mourning over zoom or related services. A necessity which emerged during the lockdowns of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.

I won't be able to gather with my family or community to mourn the victims of the Portapique shooting. We will be zoom mourning instead.

by mtlgirl April 20, 2020

zoombie

zoom + zombi. One who continuously zooms, compensating for physical distance with a different kind of socialization. The obsession with zoom, which turns into zoombification. Author: Mike Epstein (Emory)

Stay away from this zoombie, don't give him your link!
- Yes, I'm also afraid of the zoombified.

by Mike April 20, 2020

zoom boom

The act of collectively watching pornographic content during a Zoom meeting.

It was so fun to zoom boom with the homies last night !

by Niarcisse April 21, 2020

Zoomer

A portmanteu (mix) of Boomer and Gen Z, arguably stemming from 4chan's "That 30 Year Old Boomer" meme and "Zoomer" memes that followed. The meme is very similar to the Boomer meme, but instead being a Brainlet Wojak with an undercut, regular glasses, and Gen Z related text. A popular fusion meme is with the Doomer Zoomer, a blackpilled version of the Zoomer archetype

The term later became a reference to the fast paced upbringings of Gen Z due to the advent of social media and popular internet culture

Example 1:"That X Year old Zoomer Who...." Meme

Example 2:
Some dude: Dude I fucking h8 zoomers
Some other dood: But we're zoomers
First dude: Oh shit. *pulls out #dick shaped juul his parents bought him since he's never worked a godamn day in his life and hits it. Then gets a shitty 90s haircut and throws a tshirt over his sweater even tho its 90 degrees.

Then makes shitty "Good Girls Bad Guys" Tiktok because #im14andthisisdeep *

by NotKeenEem April 22, 2020

Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

by a typical human being April 28, 2020

zoomed

When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.

Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.

by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020