Friend Zone

Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on.

Brody: So, what did she say?

Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?"

Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD

by Aakino April 1, 2009

The No Spin Zone

The place, on The O'Reilly Factor, in which it is claimed that politicians can not spin their arguments. But in truth, it is the place in which Bill O'Reilly can spin everything, and they can not even talk!

Guest: Well, I think that-

Bill O'Reilly: Fuck off, I hate you.

by Skelington December 1, 2003

Zone 12

Brighton, a city in Sussex, UK. London's transport network is divided into concentric doughnut zones, numbered from 1 outwards to 6. Brighton is nicknamed 'Zone 12' because, although it is 50 miles (80 km) from London it's fruity, urban culture and fast trains to London have turned it into a virtual part of London.

How can you live in Brighton? My god, that's miles away!
No, it's only Zone 12.
Zone 12? But there isn't even a Zone 7.
My mind is a city suffering from urban sprawl.

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 4, 2005

Mom-Zone

like friend-zone. If some girl is mom-zoned, you know that no matter how drunk you get, all you are going to want from her is more pie.

Guy: I'm black out drunk, and my penis out. Can I have more pie?
Mom-Zoned Girls: Why yes sweetie!

by akjghasdfkjhasdkfl November 7, 2010

Chill Zone

a) a safe haven of sorts, for poor scared little boys who have nearly been butt raped in the middle of the night.twice. only to find that they get butt raped every night in the CZ.

b) a place where a bunch of dicks sit around and eat munchies.

c) a place for a bunch of gay fat asses to argue.

d) there are no girls allowed for a reason. no girls are needed all sexual activities are fulfilled.

"cheese and rice! i mean, i need to argue. chill zone anyone?"

by Head Trick February 12, 2009

no chill zone

You ain't got no chill, like you don't take shit lightly. Your zone is always turnt. There is no turning down when you are in your zone.

Rose had no chill zone when it came to tacos

by Killahkelz567 April 7, 2015

Fart Zone

This states the range of a person's fart. It an attribute used to describe a person. It is similar to standards such as person's height, sex, or race, but has a tendency to fluctuate depending on certain factors. Such factors include genetics, diet, body position, and mood. Some people, however, are known to have significantly greater range than other people. Some synonyms for this world includes "fart range", "flaturange", "rip terf"

Neil Patrick Harrison: "aww fuck man, did you just fart?"
Samuel L Jackson:"what! Fuck no. If I did, I would own up to that shit fool."
Victor Garber:(walking across the lobby)
"Heyyyyy, whats up. You wanna get wasted, bro?"
Neil: "Fuck yea, but seriously dude, what the fuck is up with your fart zone. That shit fills up the entire room."

Victor: what can I say bro. I'm one talented motherfucker

by Neil Nayn October 18, 2011