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Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?

Johnny: Dad, can I have a car?
Dad: Will the Cubs Ever Win A World Series?
by pollyumanana August 5, 2012
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Free will

Free will is a myth, it's just not real and you can't do anything about it
by Existential_fear June 13, 2019
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Will

Truly an Angel Warrior --- A man in every sense of the word, whom others aspire to emulate. Passionate in his altruistic endeavors and intensely loving if you are lucky enough to be loved by this man.
What a blessing that Will is ...
by PAW March 11, 2012
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I will roll you.

This short lived attempt by A.W. at proving to someone that she was hip allegedly had the same definition as "I will beat you up". Sadly, dispite her many efforts, "I will roll you" never caught on as a way of threatening violence.

It remains something stoners excitedly say when looking at a bag of marijuana and pile of rolling paper.
"I will roll you."
by MillFam March 8, 2017
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Will Noon

Will Noon is the drummer of Straylight Run. Will Noon is the coolest dude alive. Will Noon has a homoerotic twitter background and it only contributes to his already high levels of awesome. Will Noon manages Envy on the Coast, one of the best bands out there. Will Noon rides bikes. If you follow Will Noon on twitter, we might get to see Shaun Cooper's balls.

In short, you can't get better than Will Noon and it's very perplexing why he isn't swimming in seas of women.
Will Noon said Envy on the Coast are his babies when I met him. That's one DILF.
by We Love Will October 25, 2009
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Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.
by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010
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Will

Meaning: protector
He is always there for you. Caring, thoughtful, loving, always looking out for you. He loves to please, is super sweet, and will do anything to make those he loves happy. He won't let you down. He is an accomplished bassist and clarinetist. Loves to play with knifes, but only hurts himself occasionally because he is skilled at knife-flipping. Loves explosions like most members of the male gender. Has a great sense of humor and is very charming. Those of the "Will-type" are usually extremely cute. Girls will fall head over heels for him. They make great boyfriends since they know how to treat a lady the best. You would have to be a fool to let go of someone this special.
I was really down, but Will cheered me up and made me feel special again. I love him so much!
by Micaela64 July 22, 2010
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