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chicken weasel

1. an exclaimitory phrase; 2. a phrase used for utter randomness i.e. bieng said at random points in time for the sake of saying so. 3. funny endearing way for mark and harmony to connect thier odd friendship at random intervals. in all uses the phrase was invented and coined by me... Mark Seliga
1. Chicken Weasel!!! 2. ... chicken weasel... 3. mark "chicken"... harmony"weasel" *smiles*
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dick weasel 

small creature that burrows up through the meatus(pee-hole) and slowly eats your penis away from the inside
1) damn guys, i think i lost it. my cialis wouldnt even work last night, i must have a dick weasel.
dick weasel by Big Al May 13, 2005

pop goes the weasel 

A game where your mom or dad will randomly begin to whistle the "Pop goes the weasel" tune at any given moment queuing you and all of your siblings to run and hide. The first one to get caught gets a whipped with a belt...this is the only way to end the game. Imagine hide and go seek with a belt.
"Is that pop goes the weasel i'm hearing? Shanelle run!"

cheese weasel 

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.
Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!
cheese weasel by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Butt Weasel 

A person who weasels around in other peoples butts.
Butt Weasel by MissMasochist January 1, 2012

Gym Weasel

Hahaha look at that Gym Weasel, I have seen more meat on a badgers penis!
Gym Weasel by albot88 January 23, 2014

penis weasel 

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.
peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel