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Urban Dictionary 

Tumblr's sister. Everyone on both sites are always high as fuck.
"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."

"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."

Urban dictionary 

Noun.

A site that will accept the most vile, malicious, derogatory, racist, sexist, and ignorant definitions submitted.

However, they often reject sincere, thoughtful, and truthful definitions to many things.

As a 6'4" 240lb "texas boy"...even I think it's ridiculous.

urban dictionary 

a place where sad, lonely ass motherfuckers like myself go and make up shitty ass definitions on themselves to look cool
" Do you know that website Urban Dictionary ?"

"Yeah , where those sad, lonely ass motherfuckers go and make up shit about themselves."
urban dictionary by AnonCunt July 3, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.
P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

Urban Dictionary 

A place where those hoping to get their words defined get shunned and turned away because they are not relating to toilet humor. A place where those hoping to get their words defined have to go through a committee of people who rule with an iron fist, not unlike the Third Reich of Germany.
Urban Dictionary used to be fun, like making movies, but the people who run it nowadays are the same type of bloodthirsty, parasitic people who take pride in shoveling their own personal misfortunes out on others via the internet.
Urban Dictionary by RV There Yet September 4, 2014