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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024
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tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.
Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!
by Hexous1 April 12, 2015
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Tunnel Plunder

To engage in the act of "going deep" into the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual reasons. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).
I'm trying to go tunnel plundering tonight, lube one deck.
by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017
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Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”
I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome
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Carpet tunnel

Let me get in that carpet tunnel
by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018
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tunnel vision

tunnel vision

(in terms of introspection) to look through one's soul as if it were a tunnel and see nothing but darkness and despair.
depression and drug addiction are hard to treat because the depressed and the addicted often have tunnel vision when it comes to introspection. they sometimes for this reason feel misunderstood by the rest of society.
by Sexydimma March 18, 2013
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Tunnel

(Noun) a threat used for swallowing a big penis
(Verb) to deepthroat a large penis
- “I tunneled his dick
by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019
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