tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

Tits Yeah!

A positive phrase, used as a replacement for "Fuck yeah!" when appropriate.

It's also a reference to the character Nick from the videogame Left 4 Dead 2, whose most popular phrase is (arguably) "TITS!"

Tadin: "Do you wanna go watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show?"
Cecil: "TITS YEAH!" *high five*

by SiempreSoloAnon April 7, 2011

tits and lipstick

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.

I'm just good at the tits and lipstick.

by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013

frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.

Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.

by Klur April 30, 2015

Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.

Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016