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screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
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Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
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Screw all ‘yall

Strong bad said this to the brits’ in SBEmail22.
Screw all ‘yall!
(Blimey!)
(Gasp)
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Screws

Damn that’s screws Jake
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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Neverending Screw

A kind of mindgame you can play on someone when they do you dirty, when you want to mess with them, or just for fun.
It can make them feel guilty for something they didn't do, overthink, make them question their reality, and/or completely screw their mental. And the best part is... it'll keep replaying itself in their mind over and over and over again.
My ex cheated on me and then tried to accuse me of cheating! I'm definitely going to pull a neverending screw on them and run circles around them.

"She really put me through a neverending screw, I think I need therapy now."
by spiritualhorror August 27, 2023
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screw

it's just like sex, but with a different word
guy: hey let's screw!
girl: ok!
they went to the bedroom
by godEn0moto September 11, 2019
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Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.
Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.
by dinomoo March 1, 2011
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