Queef Cookie

A vaginal fart that smells like baked goods.

Mmmmmm.... that last queef was definetly a queef cookie. This time it smelled like apple pie.

by Mike Binz April 28, 2008

Queef Stew

Lesbian Drama. It's never fun and just a mess. Just like queefs and stew.

Yes, my lezzie friends are here, and they brought the Queef Stew.

It was a good day, then Butch and Amber had a fight; It turned into a big bowl of queef stew.

Fucking dykes, it's always queef stew with them.

by amberjay February 20, 2010

douching queef

when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.

by Charlie Brown May 17, 2003

queef quarters

another way to say vagina, presumably said when a woman is a known queefer

damn, jenny is hot
i know dude, but her queef quarters are totally nasty.

by Ben Oltman January 25, 2009

queef seeds

queef seeds(those little balls of lint in honey's undies caused by drying the vagina after a wet queef with cheap toilet paper.

hey honey look, you have 4 queef seeds in your undies, do you think they'll grow?

by tater1210 October 27, 2006

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

by Dr.BigDicks October 17, 2008

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom May 9, 2011