Mike Armour

The scariest mo fo that you've never met. Once he took a thistle chipper to the head and didn't move an inch.

His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop

Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus

Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches

Go to EB games

Get gta 5

Play it
Its a bus, no its a train oh F**k its Mike Armour. RUN
by Hamish Armour October 30, 2013
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Mike Burger

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.
Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.
by Thicccboy June 26, 2019
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Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"
(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.
by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008
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Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.
This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!
by Newport Nuisance March 06, 2009
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Creepy Mike

A person named Mike, who has mastered the art of lurking in the living spaces of unsuspecting victims.
Monique and Natasha felt victimized by Creepy Mike when he groped their breasts, and then vanished instantly.
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Mike Hass

Oregon State wide receiver; drafted in the 2006 NFL Draft in the 6th round by the New Orleans Saints. Holds countless Oregon State receiving records and the praise of hundreds of thousands of fans; incredible hands and excellent route runner
Pac-10 they didn't want me...now I'm hot they all on me. MIKE HASS! (sounds like...mike haaaaass)
by White Chocolate Hardy September 05, 2006
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Mike Dean

The realest, OG, and trillist producer out there.
Hey did you hear Mike Dean’s remix of Birds in the Trap sing MCKnight??
by Nedsvision August 27, 2019
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