French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 12, 2017

French Roommate

The butt hole

I told her that if she took a shower first I’d lick her French Roommate.

by vTK August 7, 2023

French Hairline

A hairline that is retreating to the back the head.

John: Oh my?!? Jim, what happened to your hair??
Jim: I got a bad haircut
John: No, you got yourself a french hairline, you gotta embrace it and shave the lot or start wearing a hat.
Jim: what’s a french hairline?
John: It’s retreating...to the back of your head.
Jim: huh
John: you’re going bald. Soon there will be no clear definition of where your forehead ends and your scalp begins.

by Butter-cup November 1, 2020

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

french for pain

Bread

Random person:If bread is french for pain THEN I OWN A FUCKING BAKERY!!

by Yfumtytjcythd November 26, 2021

The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.

Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 19, 2018

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019