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kick the donkey 

using a peer to peer p2p service, such as eDonkey to look for a file, such as an mp3
I hear Band X has a new CD out. I may have to kick the donkey for that one.

The Donald 

Kid 1: “Man, what’s this thing growing between my legs?”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”

1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”
The Donald by Artemboss July 17, 2018

jack in the donut 

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.
"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"

The Donald 

A person that has betrayed one's country, or adhered to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere. Synonyms The traitor, Benedict Arnold
There goes The Donald. Don't become The Donald. The Donald sold his country out.
The Donald by VeteranPatriot January 13, 2019

the donnas

4 girls who are in a rock band who just came out and think there already big knowing that they have alot to go.also tomboys
the donnas and there vids-tom boys
the donnas by angelic_tears13 August 23, 2003

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.
Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!