Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear

"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"

by Captain cacti January 30, 2024

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

Dummy Ski

Something or someone is really finished, defeated, or dead. Dummy ski is more extreme than "ski".

Guy 1: "Did you study for the biology quiz?"

Guy 2: "Oh crap! I forgot. Yeah, it's dummy ski for this quiz"

by Truuuuman September 6, 2016

ski the west

Used on East Coast to mean that someone can't handle the East coast skiing/snowboarding conditions. Dismissive and insulting.

Ski the west if you can't handle some cold and rocks.

by nonbeanarynerd May 8, 2024

Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat

by Nignogging August 6, 2013

Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit

"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020